I’ve been challenged to sell 100 of our NEW and FANTASTIC mascaras. It’s called Lash Love Lengthening and it comes in black & brown and I LOVE it!
I’ve NEVER worn mascara before because it always clumps, feels stiff, and lets face it, my lashes are pretty nice as is, BUT….the special comb lengthens and fans my lashes! Best of all, it’s fast drying, never needs to be applied more than once, doesn’t smudge, nor does it run!! LOVIN’ IT!!!!
Anyway, I really hope you can help me out. I need to sell them by the 30th. They are great for gifts. What prom girl, bride-to-be, or woman in general doesn’t need perfect lashes? How many do you need???
Also, if you register on my site, you’re receive $5 off your order! If you get your friends to do so, I’ll DOUBLE it!!
A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, “Wanna hear a blonde joke?”
In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, “Before you tell that joke, you should know something.”Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I’m a 6’ tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6’2”, weighs 225, and he’s a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6’5” pushing 300 and he’s a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?
“The blind guy says, “Nah, not if I’m gonna have to explain it five times.”
OK, one more joke, as I’m on here later than usual tonight.
Three men were Hiking through a forest… When they came upon a large raging, violent river. Needing to get to the other side, the first man prayed: … ‘God, please give me the strength to cross the river.’ Poof!!! God gave him big arms and strong legs… And he was able to Swim across in about 2 hours, Having almost drowned twice!
After witnessing that, the second man prayed: ‘God, please give me strength and the tools to cross the river’ Poof!!! God gave him a kayak and strong arms and strong legs… And he was able to row across the river in about an hour After almost capsizing once!
Seeing what happened to the first two men, the third man prayed: ‘God, please give me the strength, the tools, and the intelligence to cross the river’ Poof!!! HE WAS TURNED INTO A WOMAN!!!
She checked the map, hiked one hundred yards upstream… And walked across the bridge…
Guys, if at first you don’t succeed, do it the way your wife told you!!!